

The Detectives
1993–1997 · BBC One · 30 min · 5 seasons
S05E06 · Mine's a Large One
Tue, 18 Feb, 11:00 pm
About
The Detectives is a British comedy television series, starring Jasper Carrott, Robert Powell, and George Sewell. It aired on BBC One, and was a spoof of police dramas. It was written by Mike Whitehill and Steve Knight.
The Detectives originated from a five-minute sketch that first appeared on Jasper Carrott's sketch/stand-up show Canned Carrott. Because of its success, it was turned into a television series. There were a few differences from the sketch to the TV series, such as Dave Briggs being married in the sketch (to Brenda), yet both he and Louis are single and hopeless at romance in the series, and according to one plotline both virgins.
Jasper Carrott and Robert Powell play the bumbling detective constables Bob Louis and David Briggs. They were hopeless at their job, to the despair of their "super" Frank Cottam (played by Sewell). However, they usually ended up solving their cases and retaining their jobs, though they came close to being fired on occasion. Louis was more downbeat, whereas Briggs tried to emulate the gung-ho cops shown on TV and in film.
Episodes
- E01
Special Branch
Tue, 14 Jan· 30 min - E02
Cardiac Arrest
Tue, 21 Jan· 30 min - E03
The Beast of Hackney Marshes
Tue, 28 Jan· 30 min - E04
The Curse of the Comanches
Tue, 4 Feb· 30 min - E05
Best Man
Tue, 11 Feb· 30 min - E06
Mine's a Large One
Tue, 18 Feb· 30 min - Special
Go West, Old Man
Sun, 28 Dec· 30 min
Cast

Jasper Carrott
Bob Louis

Robert Powell
Dave Briggs