Unprotected
2017 · Oxygen True Crime · 30 min · 1 season
S01E07 · 69, One More Time
Fri, 12 May, 9:00 pm
Lauretta struggles to come to terms with turning 70; Richard, Paul and Tracey plan a surprise birthday party and special gift exchange, in hopes of lifting Lauretta's spirits.
About
Unprotected follows the Cantarellas, a former crime family raising two teenagers, who have left the witness protection program to settle into the very suburban and retiree lifestyle of their new hometown of Scottsdale, AZ. Over the course of the season, viewers will see them adapting to their unfamiliar surroundings and trying to reform their old criminal habits, but all the while staying true to who they are. From running a legit family business to making new friends, the Cantarellas are putting their wayward past behind them and learning how to live life in the burbs.
Episodes
- E01
Meet the Cantarellas
Wed, 12 Apr· 60 minThe Cantarellas, a family with two teenagers, leave the witness protection program for the suburbs.
- E02
Paint by Numbers
Wed, 19 Apr· 60 minRichard donates one of his original paintings to Toni's school's silent auction; Kim and Paulie threaten to cut off lazy Richie Jr. unless he can work full time at the wash.
- E03
Ghosted
Wed, 26 Apr· 30 minKim and Paulie have a ghost, and they try to see if they can rid their lives of the unwanted spirit; Tracey spends the day with her mom seeking out a more feminine career.
- E04
Sex-cuse me?
Wed, 3 May· 30 minLauretta goes on a sexcapade and decides to host a sex toy party to make a little dough and spice up the romantic lives of her uptight neighbors; Paulie attempts cooking Sunday dinner for the family with Kim occupied at Lauretta's.
- E05
Spying Eyes and Neighborhood Lies
Fri, 5 May· 30 minThe Cantarella men stage a stakeout to catch a neighborhood vandal; the women throw a block party in the hopes that the neighbors will welcome Lauretta's new lawn sculpture.
- E06
Money on Wheels
Fri, 5 May· 30 minTracey strives to prove she is better than Paul at the family business by turning around one of his failed endeavors, the mobile car wash; Richard tries to takes a day off, but Lauretta has other plans.
- E07
69, One More Time
Fri, 12 May· 30 minLauretta struggles to come to terms with turning 70; Richard, Paul and Tracey plan a surprise birthday party and special gift exchange, in hopes of lifting Lauretta's spirits.