Warren United

An own goal six minutes into stoppage time in the last game of the season keeps Brainsford up! Warren is over the moon until he realises that the first pre-season friendly won't be for six whole weeks. Dillip (Nitin Ganatra) tries to help by taking Warren (Darren Boyd) to the cricket. It doesn't work. Reggie (Tony Law) tries to divert him but Warren is unswerved. Finally, Ingrid (Eleanor Lawrence) organises some drastic help. Will Warren finally get a result?

Warren's son Harrison (Morwenna Banks) is chosen to be the mascot at the next Brainsford home game. Warren (Darren Boyd) is ecstatic. The rest of the world less so. When Dave Worsely (Jonathan Kydd), Mr Kitchen Madness himself, summons Warren to his office to tell him that he wants his son to take Harrison's place Warren won't sell out will he?…Even for the money he needs for a cataract operation for his Mum (Georgie Glen)? What will he do when all his plans take a huge set back?