Melissa & Joey

Mel gets a visit from her doctor, with some interesting news-she's a witch!

New couple Mel and Joe have a disagreement over whose family ornament gets to adorn the top of their Christmas tree.

Joe surprises Mel with a honeymoon getaway, but things don't go as planned.

Joe puts his foot down on parenting Dani, but Mel - wanting to be the "cool" stepmom - lets Dani break the rules.

Mel and Joe find themselves on opposite sides when he's ready to start a family right away, but she wants to wait.

It's Ryder's 18th birthday, and the family gathers to video chat with him, but the computer crashes before they get a chance to talk. Joe insists he can fix it, but Mel is afraid they'll run out of time, so she secretly hires a Jiffy Nerd computer technician behind Joe's back.

Mel and Joe write their thank you cards to everyone who sent them a wedding gift. Mel goes overboard thanking her Aunt Bunny and Uncle Bert for a huge cappuccino machine she and Joe actually hate. She has Joe return the machine to the store, but then gets notice that Bunny and Bert are on their way to visit the newlyweds.

Mel gets Dani a piano and nurtures her musical skills, but Joe's not on board with this, and his puzzling behavior leads Mel to discover his hidden past as a member of a boy band. Elsewhere, Lennox gives Zander an ultimatum concerning his new girlfriend.

Joe bans cell phones and computers in an effort to increase family bonding. However, he finds himself in a difficult situation when he needs to return an important phone call about a job offer.

Joe is shocked by Dani's rebellious behavior, which includes drinking alcohol and lying about it. Elsewhere, Mel is displeased to discover that Lennox is enamored with her professor.

Joe contacts Felicia and updates her on Dani's bad behavior, and Felicia demands that Dani return home with her. Meanwhile, Lennox wants to follow her professor to Colombia.

Mel and Joe decide to expand their family by having a baby. Meanwhile, Ryder makes a life-changing choice.

Mel & Joe are reeling from both the pregnancy test results and Ryder's announcement that he's joining the Navy. Feeling Ryder is completely unprepared, they hatch a plan to have Joe put him through a rigorous mock Boot Camp.

Joe learns the story behind Mel's devil tattoo, and he soon regrets asking about it because he finds it unsettling. Elsewhere, Lennox and Zander must deal with an inexperienced actress as they shoot their short film.

Mel is thrilled when Noelle Devereaux, bestselling author of the steamy novel "Love and Bondage," pays a visit to her book club. When Nicole overhears Joe criticize her work, it turns her on, and she ends up trying to seduce him.

After taking a new job with crazy hours, Joe has to down a bunch of energy drinks to stay awake for a meeting Mel has with Hank, a rich backer who might finance her Congressional run. But with Joe wired and acting weird, Hank fears he's is on drugs.

Mel tries to convince Joe to talk Gloria into drawing up a will, but Joe chickens out. So Mel invites Russell to come talk to her. Gloria is offended, but Russell soon charms her - a little too well for Mel's liking.

Mel and Joe get trapped in ice during an avalanche, and they awaken after 100 years.

Mel pretends to love her birthday gift from Joe. But that turns out to be a fake gift to throw her off. Instead, he had a one-of-a-kind wedding ring made for her that she hates even more and is horrified she has to wear the rest of her life.

Relationships fall apart during family game night.

Mel decides to run on a Healthy Diet campaign for her senate run, but is then caught eating a Piggy Burger by a voter. After he tweets a photo of her and calls her a hypocrite, she gets into a war of the words with him.

Just as Mel is gearing up for a senate campaign, she gets some shocking news.