I Want My Phone Back

We ask an uncle for sex advice and give a dad a gut-wrenching tuition bill.

A bodybuilder's "The Rock"-themed fan fiction, desperate dating texts, and honestly, a heartfelt confession.

A pro bowler relives her engagement with her former coach, and how much would it take for you to confess your lust for a cousin?

Jurassic Park fan fiction, an Oedipal complex, and grandma gets the shock of her life.

A case of the runs, a career-ending e-mail, and a dad turned ED consultant.

A startup shutdown, claims of vehicular goose-slaughter, and a travel agent forced to play marriage counselor.

A dubious contestant gets shook, a text chain you wouldn't want mom and dad to see, and our most generous challenge yet.

A cringe-worthy call to your boss, doomsday prepping with pee in mason jars, and Alana breaks a phone – on purpose.

The creepiest dating app, a savage text to mom, and a man pushes his relationship to the brink.

Unfriending your parents, telling Jon Lovitz you soiled your pants, plus Jello-themed sexts.