

Everybody Hates Chris
2005–2009 · The CW · 30 min · 4 seasons
S04E22 · Everybody Hates the G.E.D.
Sat, 9 May, 2:00 am
Chris opts to take the G.E.D. over repeating the 10th grade, Drew tries to go on Amateur Night at the Apollo, Julius tries to get $25 back from somebody who owes him, and Tanya graduates from sixth grade.
About
Inspired by his childhood experiences, comedian Chris Rock narrates the hilarious, touching story of a teenager growing up as the eldest of children in Brooklyn, New York during the early 1980s.
Episodes
- E01
Everybody Hates Tattaglia
Sat, 4 Oct· 30 minChris is relieved to find out that he is not the only black person at his new high school. However, he does run into problems because he is the only non-white student in his homeroom class, and the teacher can't stand him.
- E02
Everybody Hates Cake
Sat, 11 Oct· 30 minAn androgynous boy in Chris' home ec class helps him meet a cute classmate. Rochelle learns that Tasha's mom is an ex-con. Drew and Tonya get a job babysitting Mr. Omar's fish.
- E03
Everybody Hates Homecoming
Sat, 18 Oct· 30 minChris gets a cute girl to go to the homecoming dance with him, and discovers that her parents are the Huxtables. But he may be forced to ditch her when he finds out that Greg is down and needs his attention.
- E04
Everybody Hates the English Teacher
Sat, 25 Oct· 30 minChris talks the English teacher to show movies based on books instead of reading the actual books, but their friendship is short-lived. Julius' plan to raise Mr. Omar's rent backfires when his apartment fails inspection.
- E05
Everybody Hates My Man
Sat, 1 Nov· 30 minChris gets in over his head when he helps a star football player with his studies. Julius suddenly has a new outlook on life when he takes a job helping Mr. Omar at the funeral home.
- E06
Everybody Hates Doc's
Sat, 8 Nov· 30 minChris can't stand working for Doc's new young girlfriend at the store, so he deliberately breaks them up. Meanwhile, Tanya starts wearing a stuffed bra to school.
- E07
Everybody Hates Snitches
Sat, 15 Nov· 30 minChris' plan to snitch on a shooter and collect the reward money backfires when Jerome is put in jail. Meanwhile, Julius sets up the perfect anniversary for Rochelle, only to see it accidentally fall apart.
- E08
Everybody Hates Big Bird
Sat, 22 Nov· 30 minChris starts dating one of the nerdiest girls in the school, but doesn't want anyone to know about it. Meanwhile, the entire neighborhood bets on whether the Giants or the Jets will lose first.
- E09
Everybody Hates James
Sat, 29 Nov· 30 minMs. Morello forces Chris to become a "big brother," the family gets an answering machine, and Julius tries to get marital advice from a new talk show called "Oprah".
- E10
Everybody Hates New Year's Eve
Sat, 13 Dec· 30 minWhile Chris tries to find a way to get to Times Square for New Year's Eve, Julius becomes a hero after he talks a jumper down from the George Washington Bridge.
- E11
Everybody Hates Mr. Levine
Sat, 10 Jan· 30 minChris becomes friends with Mr. Levine, Rochelle finds out she's a year younger, and Greg tries to stop being called Chris and Greg.
- E12
Everybody Hates Varsity Jackets
Sat, 17 Jan· 30 minChris joins the wrestling team to get a varsity letter, Rochelle puts the entire family on a diet, and Drew tries to put together a girl group.
- E13
Everybody Hates Fake IDs
Sat, 24 Jan· 30 minChris and Greg try to get fake IDs so that they can go to a Fat Boys concert, Drew buys a pair of X-ray glasses, and Rochelle gets upset when Julius won't let her give him a surprise birthday party.
- E14
Everybody Hates PSATs
Sat, 31 Jan· 30 minRochelle wants Chris to do well on the PSATs so that she can show him off to an elite African American club she wants the family to join. As a result, he cheats and gets a perfect score.
- E15
Everybody Hates Boxing
Sat, 7 Feb· 30 minMr. Thurman convinces Chris to take up boxing, a new neighbor has the hots for Julius, and Rochelle gets lonely for Julius while he takes on extra shifts.
- E16
Everybody Hates Lasagna
Sat, 14 Mar· 30 minChris is forced to hide some marijuana for a neighborhood punk on the run from the police. Out of fear, he decides to bake it in his lasagna for his cooking class.
- E17
Everybody Hates Spring Break
Sat, 21 Mar· 30 minGreg breaks his leg after he is hit by a car, but Chris doesn't want anyone to know that he was driving the car. Meanwhile, Julius tries to take Tanya and Drew to Amityville for a beach vacation during Spring Break.
- E18
Everybody Hates the Car
Sat, 28 Mar· 30 minChris buys his first car, which only leads to a series of unforeseen problems. Meanwhile, everybody else in the house accidentally stumbles into everyone else's private business.
- E19
Everybody Hates Back Talk
Sat, 4 Apr· 30 minChris comes to blows with Rochelle when he refuses to clean the dishes, and Mr. Omar gives his notice to vacate because he believes he is dying.
- E20
Everybody Hates Tasha
Sat, 25 Apr· 30 minChris runs into unexpected problems when Tasha becomes his girlfriend, Rochelle finds out that Julius is still technically married to another woman, and Drew and Tonya have a contest to see who can be quiet the longest.
- E21
Everybody Hates Bomb Threats
Sat, 2 May· 30 minChris calls in a bomb threat to get out of doing a punishwork assignment, and Rochelle tries to get rid of a "mojo" placed on her by one of her customers at the salon.
- E22
Everybody Hates the G.E.D.
Sat, 9 May· 30 minChris opts to take the G.E.D. over repeating the 10th grade, Drew tries to go on Amateur Night at the Apollo, Julius tries to get $25 back from somebody who owes him, and Tanya graduates from sixth grade.
Cast

Terry Crews
Julius Rock

Tichina Arnold
Rochelle Rock

Tequan Richmond
Drew Rock

Imani Hakim
Tonya Rock

Tyler James Williams
Chris Rock

Chris Rock
Narrator

Vincent Martella
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