I Have Nothing
2023 · Crave · 36 min · 1 season
S01E06 · Buffoon Makes Good
Sun, 24 Sept, 1:00 am
Dream and reality collide as Carolyn and her skaters prepare for the final skate. As the night draws closer and the audience loads in, Carolyn tries to stay calm.
About
I Have Nothing follows Carolyn Taylor on a quest to choreograph the perfect full length pairs figure skating routine to Whitney Houston's 1992 iconic hit song "I Have Nothing." Motivated by a teenaged obsession for the 1988 Calgary Olympics (but with no skating knowledge or ability), Carolyn is aided and abetted on her figure-skating journey by BAFTA-winning actor and comedian Mae Martin and Emmy-winning figure skating choreographer Sandra Bezic.
Episodes
- E01
Package for the Bird
Sun, 24 Sept· 32 minAfter years of dreaming, Carolyn finally begins her quest to choreograph a pairs figure skating routine. First step: find her skaters.
- E02
Do You Know About The Cold War
Sun, 24 Sept· 38 minCarolyn gets a reality check from some Olympic medalists, but finds her groove with a social media superstar.
- E03
Love Is Pain
Sun, 24 Sept· 39 minCarolyn tries to learn everything she can before her first rehearsal, with the help of some 1988 Olympic skating royalty.
- E04
No Longer A Joke
Sun, 24 Sept· 32 minIt's the first rehearsal, and Carolyn is struggling to convince her Olympic skaters that any of this is a good idea.
- E05
Today is Wednesday
Sun, 24 Sept· 35 minWith two days left to choreograph, Carolyn throws the skaters an Olympic curveball. Then, suffers separation anxiety when they leave.
- E06
Buffoon Makes Good
Sun, 24 Sept· 42 minDream and reality collide as Carolyn and her skaters prepare for the final skate. As the night draws closer and the audience loads in, Carolyn tries to stay calm.
