Airport

An angry crocodile and the planned arrival of an Oscar-winning actress cause a stir as the docusoap set at Heathrow wings its way back to our screens.

It's more a case of "cheek-in" as pop duo the Cheeky Girls hand over their luggage, causing heads to turn. Stuart acts as matchmaker between two cantankerous crocodiles bound for Spain, and a worker's illicit cigarette triggers a terminal evacuation.

The police arrest a passenger who's become violent when boarding a flight to South Africa. Greig looks after a cargo of valuable racing pigeons and Stuart has to deal with a magnificent Russian sea eagle.

Greig and Dave are on the receiving end of passenger anger when fog over Europe causes scores of flights to be cancelled. Stuart is inundated with cats and dogs as the pet-passport scheme gets into full swing.

Stuart is called to the customs hall where a passenger has been caught attempting to import live fish, and Mina tackles the case of a missing buggy.

Sarah is hot on the trail of a shoplifter who has been helping himself in Terminal Three.

The Queen pays a flying visit to the royal suite, Steve has to rescue a stranded swan on the runway, while Naomi has some very delicate baggage to handle.

Journalists Steve and Russell try to elicit a quote from Bob Geldof , who's bound for the G8 summit in Edinburgh. Stuart has to nurse a dehydrated fox, while Steph investigates reports of a trapped cat.